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Log created: November 1st


July the 20th, 2016. 9PM

" The first of the war was unexpected, I remember the first time when the 1st Halo went into the mixed terrain of the western Australia. A resistance group that ran from the towns to stock up on Perth was causing havoc, Causing rebellions and uprisings that sprung more deaths for the humans than zombies. They couldn't accept their new rulers when everyone else did, those people that did where rewarded, we will get to that later, for now we prepare to take the west from the traitors, they told us to come get them in their land as they where dug in the sand, so we did...."

July the 21th, 2016. 12AM

"I can see the remnants of the city in the distance as the walker I was on slowly walked to the front lines of the enemies. They didn't expect the barrage of fire from out tanks and the rush of soldiers heading towards them. Tho we didn't expect them to release a army of plants at us, i felt bad for the weeds to be honest with the outcome...."

1 Hour later......

" We managed to take 50 per cent of perth, those guys where littered through not the streets, but buildings and alleys, they took every corner to a advantage, but they didn't know what to do when we came in, the appointed 1st halo squadron. We where lead by Helarain, the fearless old women that cracks me up to this day, I Still remember the time she managed to take out the heads of 2 plants with a sword throw, You'd think she would be serious and all, but she was all sweet in reality, just doing what she thought was right.well after smashing the heads of some humans i managed to corner a plant that was scared shitless, a pea of sorts that was begging for mercy, like he saw a gargantuar plow through his regime and was turned white. I decided to spare his life after i saw a tear run through him. He was of course taken to custody, but i think he got the best out of the rest. I recall him still being in prison, or community service, we allowed the building the gardens when supervised during now. Everyone seems to follow"

10 minutes later

" I managed to get back into the fight, helping mop up the remaining resistance, I managed to get a 6 kill streak, the highest as second was 4, he had a bazooka and i had a rifle....I called him Kaxen.....But in the end we managed to take out the remaining, I recall then Helarain congratulating us and saying we where some of the finest soldiers she has saw, i am glad she took the time to teach us a bit before since it saved a lot of us, but in the head we only lost 4% of our squadron compared to the rest sent there, The capture of the leader sent a message to not mess with us, And they didn't."

July 25th 3PM

" I should say that after the massacre on perth, people started to follow us. They first feared us but as it went on they respected us, we helped stationed and defend the area, stopping crimes and saving lives. Soon the balance of power went to helarain. She instated new laws to keep the people happy and civil, she is smart....It helped us have time to rest and train."

August the 30th: Unknown time

" Things seemed to be great after, Helarain issued us as the main force of the Australian authority, there to serve the people of Australia and a defence force of Z tech. We have been equipped with shiny armor that covered our entire body and blazing new toys, both gun, tank and plane which really solidify our selfs as a legion, And the true colors of the first halo are shown, and people praised us what for we done...."

November 1st 8AM

"There was a attack from plants that grew in the indonesian lands, We where ready for a fight after 2 months of boredom,tho things went better when we saw our new general came out to play, Galos was in command of the Pride of hell, his own ship able to cause bombardments and carry troops in quick speeds. But he though it would be best to come out and take the fight to them, We thought his tactics where flawless, he leveled the heads of the plants and we then came out from the side and finished the remain, lets just say we are his fist as it made the shards of the plants shatter into many pieces, many plants ran into hiding after and we are still trying to find the rest, but rest be to sure that we will find the rest, captured alive or dead. Tho i wonder if the zombies at USA are having better luck with their problem...."

Nyanbonecrush 
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StarDustQueen42 
Rules: Answer ALL the questions and answer HONESTLY. Must tag at least one person. GO (aka ffuck that)


1. What was the funniest thing you did on autopilot? 
I never did a autopi- wait why this? why do you want to know this?
2. What was "The Incident" at your school?
Oh, well there was a bomb threat last year that made many schools shut down.
3. What was the funniest thing you or a friend did drunk?
I dunno,drinking  after a P.E lesson
4. Earliest Memory?
Me spilling my mom's coffee (thats sad)
5. Funny story that happened recently?

6. Best part of your favorite book?
Knowledge.....
7. The reaction of the last person who you punched/slapped in the face? Situation?
hmm.....................................................................I forgot
8. Your reaction to the last time you got punched/slapped in the face? Situation?
actually i dont think i ever been punch, i practiced punching but i don't believe i ever got a serious punch.... only the joke ones
9. Greatest thing that ever happened to you?
Getting this computer
10. Tag peoples!
ok StarDustQueen42  and im out of ideas
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I have decided to join a prom to see and meet some of my best pals on da and maybe dance....who knows
here's the link to it if your interested in joining. <da:thumb id="677102207"/>
And the people behind this are SciFiRuby and sarahsuz 
#DeviantPROM2017
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PvZ Asks!
Answer these questions ask your characters and answer as honestly as they would!
(I will be using musclea for this one, you will know why.)

1.) What's your view on the idea of Plant and Zombie Marriage/Relationships?
"well my brother is in one, I don't understand how but it's a thing......"
2.) View on the war?
"Pretty bad, but I find ways to make money of it, its all about working smarter, not harder....tho i tho work hard building my body."
3.) Have anyone you're seeing? Ōwô
"uh......what?"
4.) Any Kids?
"I don't own any, but i donate to Charity for the homeless ones!"
5.) If you had to end a plants/Zombies life (depending on which side you're on) would you take it?
"It would suck..."
StantheSpider 
This fucker above made me do this!
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